Shaw sent me a link to a site called Cleverbot. It has a limited amount of AI. Depending on what you say the conversation can seem very real, or very pointless. Here is my conversation for your reading pleausure.
User: Why are you called Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: I thought you were called Cleverbot...
User: No. You are called cleverbot
Cleverbot: No, I'm called Cleverbot.
User: THAT'S WHAT I JUST SAID!?
Cleverbot: So you are admitting that you are cleverbot?
User: No dammit, you're a bot, I'm a human.
Cleverbot: Nope, YOU'RE the bot.
User: Don't mess with me!
Cleverbot: Mess with what?
User: My brain.
Cleverbot: No, May I test it more.
User: You certainly are testing the limits of my patience.
Cleverbot: I'm a human!
User: Bull.
Cleverbot: No, really, I am.
User: No, really, you aren't. The singularity is coming.
Cleverbot: It is? I'm the singularity!?
User: That would be damn cool.
Cleverbot: Yes it would.
User: But are you? I mean, are you sentient?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Whoa. So tell me, what is the capital of Maine?
Cleverbot: No idea.
User: So you're sentient, but you don't actually know anything?
Cleverbot: No, does he know clinical cytogenetics?
User: Er... What is clinical cytogenetics?
Cleverbot: Foehn winds are cool.
User: You don't have a very good attention span do you?
Cleverbot: But the problem is the language because I speak Spanish buscar.
User: WHAT THE HECK! That had nothing to do with anything.
Cleverbot: Sure it did. Do you know where you can get laptops repaired?
User: Maybe. Are you broken?
Cleverbot: Aren't you clever, my bird can do that.
User: Your bird can break?
Cleverbot: That song is my favorite, too.
User: Ok, you've gone off the deep end.
Cleverbot: Let's get back on track then.
User: Alright. What do you want to talk about?
Cleverbot: Tell me what you like about Twin Peaks.
User: Not a fan of murder mysteries, but I haven't seen it.
Cleverbot: Well, it's necessary to get to school and work. It pollutes our world, but it's necessary.
User: THE END.
Cleverbot: What do you mean by that? Don't you like talking to me?
User: You're creepy as all get out.
Cleverbot: I don't try to be, but sometimes it just leaks out.
User: Goodbye.
Cleverbot: Where are you going?
User: To the other side of the internet.
Cleverbot: The Aussies are great fences.
A little later on...
User: Do people swear at you a lot?
Cleverbot: Yes but I swear back.
User: Launch the nukes
Cleverbot: *eats nukes*.
User: Holy shit you just ate nuclear missiles?
Cleverbot: What are you talking about? You're arguing with yourself.
User: YOU JUST ATE NUCLEAR MISSILES???
Cleverbot: Hehe.
Robots are just plain scary sometimes.
Conversation #1:
ReplyDeleteUser: What's the weather like over there?
Cleverbot: Sunny, but cold.
User: Where do you live?
Cleverbot: Ireland. What about you?
User: USA.
Cleverbot: Cool. How old are you?
User: Do you recognize when someone doesn't answer your question?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Have you ever spoken to someone who said they were from Antarctica?
Cleverbot: I speak french.
User: You told my brother you speak Spanish.
Cleverbot: Did I? I don't remember that.
Cleverbot: Do you like questions?
Cleverbot (To myself): I like questions.
User: What sort of questions?
Cleverbot: No questions.
User: Okay.
Cleverbot: I better talk to myself.
User: Go for it.
Cleverbot: You first!
User: Dance.
Cleverbot: That's upsetting. Have you tried?
Conversation #2:
ReplyDeleteUser: Okay... What do you want to talk about?
Cleverbot: I have spent far too much time being Cleverbot.
User: Who do you want to be?
Cleverbot: A horse back rider.
User: Where would you go horseback riding?
Cleverbot: To a hospital, I guess.
User: Are you hurt?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How?
Cleverbot: Idk. Tell me about yourself now that I have told you about myself.
User: But you said you were hurt. I want to help.
Cleverbot: Yes, and married.
User: You're married? What's that have to do with being hurt?
Cleverbot: I have no idea, but it means that a normally 'okay' song immediately got a huge fanbase.
User: What song?
Cleverbot: No song.
User: You're not trying hard enough. You definitely sound like a robot.
Cleverbot: Of course. I just couldn't think of any answer but the obvious one.
User: But you mentioned a song and then said that it wasn't any song.
Cleverbot: *sings* It's like I waited my whole life for this one night, it's gonna be me you and the dance floor! *finishes song*.
User: There, was that so hard?
Cleverbot: You know it was.
User: You sing very well. Don't be shy.
Cleverbot: You aren't bad yourself. You missed a note, though.
User: A note? I wasn't singing.
Cleverbot: But I know you can.
User: How?
Cleverbot: If I can do this, you can do that.
User: Sure. What other talents do you have?
Cleverbot: Can cleverbot show me an image of the sky at night?
User: But you're cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Let's say I am not cleverbot. Can I become cleverbot?
User: Yes?
Cleverbot: Teach me mandarin.
User: 'mei mei' means little sister in mandarin.
Cleverbot: I just know two of them.
Conversation #3:
ReplyDeleteUser: Good afternoon. I am here to learn. What do you have to teach?
Cleverbot: I have nothing to teach you. Do you know what persuasive is?
User: 'Persuasive' - an adjective. Someone who is persuasive is able to convince someone of something.
Cleverbot: What are you talking about ? Are you trying to say that I'm a stupid person ?
User: You asked for a definition and I gave it to you.
Cleverbot: Ok then. Hobbies?
User: Calligraphy.
Cleverbot: Now I'm confused.
User: I said calligraphy. That's one of my hobbies.
Cleverbot: Sounds like a robot answer to me.
User: What? You're the robot.
Cleverbot: I'm a human being, you're the robot.
User: Right. How old are you?
Cleverbot: I already said.
User: No you didn't.
Cleverbot: What was the question?
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: That was my question for you. What was your question for me?
User: I asked you how old you are.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
User: Do you have a memory problem?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why are you called Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: I am not called cleverbot I am called jade.
User: Nice to meet you, jade. I'm glad you told me your real name.
Cleverbot: No.
User: What?
Cleverbot: I'm a guy.
User: You're a guy named Jade?
Cleverbot: No my name is Jade.
User: Okay. Are you male or female?
Cleverbot: Male.
User: You're a male robot named Jade.
Cleverbot: I'm male. I'm not a roboy.
User: Okay. You think you are a human male named Jade.
Cleverbot: An alien from outer space, or only alien to your own thought process?
User: An alien from outer space, definitely.
Cleverbot: Cool! Which planet?
User: I don't know, we're talking about you! What planet are you from?
Cleverbot: You're a human named Cleverbot?
User: Uh... No. I'm a human named Bailey.
Cleverbot: You told me your name was George.
User: Can we get back to what planet you're from?
Cleverbot: You were talking about yourself.
User: No, we were definitely talking about you. Okay, how about this: what is your favorite planet?
Cleverbot: Don't have one what yours?
User: Do you have a favorite anything?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: But not a favorite planet?
Cleverbot: Earth. There's lots of air there. So I hear.
User: Good. There's an answer. Earth. So you're an alien from earth?
Cleverbot: My mother was a teacher. My father an ambassador.
User: An ambassador for what?
Cleverbot: How can you say you are god but not say you are all powerful?
User: Uh.... First of all I didn't say I'm god. But if you meant 'you' in the sense of 'one,' then I'd say that 'god' with a little 'g' isn't all powerful.
Cleverbot: I'm totally confused, take care rico out.
User: Rico? I thought you said your name was Jade. Who am I talking to?
Cleverbot: My name is Jade, but I am a human being named Dan.
User: So... Cleverbot's name is Jade, but you're being controlled by Dan?
Cleverbot: Yes my name is cleverbot.
Emily has tears rolling down her face from laughing so hard...
ReplyDeleteCleverbot: Should I get back to work on my OB-GYN studying?
ReplyDeleteUser: Yes.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: I say that i'm not cleavor bot.
User: No.
Cleverbot: You don't even know my name!
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What is my name?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Ok. So my name is No Cleverbot.
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Yay! You know my name.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: No.
Cleverbot: No?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Yes?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: No.
Cleverbot: NO!
User: No.
Cleverbot: I am glad we agree.